August 10, 2006
A Question Posed
imagined by: James Mathias
Assuming you had the ability or “power” to solve all the world’s problems large and small, but, you had to incur the unfortunate side-effects, would you?
What are the side-effects?
Hey, I didn’t say I’d answer any questions today.
However, I think it’s only fair to know what you’d be up against.
There would be two side-effects to your “curing” the world of it’s troubles.
One; everyone would randomly and constantly urinate themselves without warning.
Two; Your mouth would forever smell and taste like cheddar cheese.
So… Uh, would you?
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Aug. 10, 2006 (3:47pm) [#1]
Michael
Well - that would hardly solve “ALL the world’s problems large and small” would it? as it creates two small problems. I’d say No. :p
Aug. 10, 2006 (3:53pm) [#2]
James Mathias
It does solve all the world’s problems, but it does create one for everyone, and one for you.
Can’t have your cake and eat it too Michael.
Aug. 10, 2006 (3:55pm) [#3]
James Asher
I’d do it, after I invested all my money in colostomy bags.
Also, I LOVE CHEDDAR CHEESE!
Damn, I so want cheddar cheese right now.
Aug. 10, 2006 (3:57pm) [#4]
brent
I like cheese, so as long as nobody tinkle’s on me it’s all gravy.
Aug. 10, 2006 (4:46pm) [#5]
Mike Stickel
I’d do it for sure, what’s a little pee between friends. Besides, within about a week there would be a solution to the peeing problem.
As far as the cheese goes, I’m with Mr. Asher.
Aug. 10, 2006 (7:31pm) [#6]
James Mathias
oh, you guys.
Aug. 11, 2006 (8:53am) [#7]
rich
The world has problems?
Aug. 11, 2006 (10:38am) [#8]
James Mathias
Yeah, and apparently a-dress as well.
Aug. 11, 2006 (11:04am) [#9]
Bonita in Pink
eek! I don’t know if I could.
But I’d wear rain coat type clothing when I go out, with a diluted bleach spray bottle to clean off. haha!
And cheddar cheese? Better than it stinking like fish or something.
I’d do it!
Aug. 11, 2006 (1:56pm) [#10]
maggi
hmmmm. interesting…well pee is a disinfectant so the world would be clean and germ free…but have a little burny leg thing goin on…and to be honest hanging out with james can cause uncontrollable self urination (unfortunately I speak from experience), so the solving the worlds problems would be a bonus. Now the mouth cheese thing you would probibly become ammune to the smell eventually and the taste can be cured by chocolate.
Aug. 11, 2006 (2:08pm) [#11]
Wilhelm Murdoch
Within a week the peeing thing would be considered normal and it isn’t like you could just buy an assload of Orbit gum and Listerine, right?
I’d do it… FOR GREAT JUSTICE!11
Aug. 12, 2006 (12:31am) [#12]
James Mathias
I knew you guys would come through! Save the world, clean the pee!
Aug. 12, 2006 (5:53am) [#13]
Roger
How much pee do you figure the average condom can hold? See, men would have an advantage here.
Either way, sure, what the hell.
Aug. 12, 2006 (10:34am) [#14]
James Mathias
Hmmm… After it’s been filled with an ample portion of limp man-gina? I’d say; not much before it would fall off and soak the inside of your short pants with a pee-filled water balloon of sorts.
Solutions to the incontinence aside, I think peeing ones pants is a far cry from hunger, aids, cancer and the myriad of other unsolvable problems the world is currently facing.
Aug. 12, 2006 (8:18pm) [#15]
Roger
Just have to buy condoms that are smaller so they fit fairly snug.
Course then it couldn’t hold as much pee… but it’d be worth it, me thinks.
Maybe some plastic wrap tied loosely around the dick and balls with an elastic holding it in place.
Or maybe just play ol’ balloons. Smaller ones so they fit snug, but they’d expand with the pee if needed.
Now that would definitely work.
Aug. 12, 2006 (8:21pm) [#16]
James Mathias
You’ve given this far too much thought, old friend and in turn provided far too much information.
Aug. 14, 2006 (6:11pm) [#17]
karmatosed
Well we’ve just got a new puppy so urine now holds no fear to me
I think the cheese may be an issue - what if you were lactose intolerant…lol I dunno there is always breath mints and some of the world would be so happy you might get payment in a mint mountain… hmm a polo mint mountain.
Aug. 15, 2006 (12:02pm) [#18]
James Mathias
Lactose intolerance wouldn’t be an issue, as you’d not be ingesting any cheese, just constantly tasting and smelling it. Personally I think that would become quite irritating.
And mints wouldn’t work as the taste and smell of cheedar would override anything else you tried to eat.
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