Appetizer
What is your favorite kind of cereal?

Used to be Captain Crunch Peanut Butter, But now it’s Kashi Cinnamon Harvest

Soup
When was the last time you purchased something for your home, what was it, and in which room did it go?

For the home specifically, gosh that’s difficult to remember. Let’s see. Maybe the living room LCD flat screen? Amy will remember.

Salad
What is the funniest commercial you’ve ever seen?

I don’t watch commercials anymore, but back int he day it was the Baked Beans one with the dog and he says “Roll that beautiful bean footage.” Used to get me every-damn-time.

Main Course
Make up a name for a company by using a spice and an animal (example: Cinnamon Monkey).

Tarragon Platypus

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I haven’t ______ since ______.

I haven’t masturbated since 10 minutes ago. (I’m joking, or am I?)