July 28, 2005
Creepy Steve
imagined by: James Mathias
Steve is creepy, but not because he has oversized arms or because he wears full length latex gloves on said arms.
Steve is creepy, but not because he has no feet, and short pointed legs.
Steve is creepy, but not because he wears a faceless steel mask covering his entire visage.
Steve is creepy, but not because he insists on working out his upper body to a overstated gross vascularity.
Steve is creepy, but not because his taste in under-garments border on homo-erotic with a hint of interior designer and a dash of Victor’s secret or because he carries a holstered gun attached to his oddly chosen panties.
Steve is creepy, because Steve likes to dip french fries in mayo instead of ketchup. Now that is just damn creepy.
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Creepy Steve
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Aug. 01, 2005 (2:09pm) [#1]
stevePoisonPencil
Steve has nice abs, though !
:-)
Aug. 01, 2005 (2:10pm) [#2]
James Mathias
Yes Steve, does about 3000 crunches daily.
Aug. 02, 2005 (2:01pm) [#3]
stevePoisonPencil
Outch !!!
Aug. 02, 2005 (2:53pm) [#4]
James Mathias
To him it’s become routine, and he is thinking of upping his total to 4000, as 3000 is becoming too easy for him.