On the Porch

2010 — January

Halloween ‘89

2009 — October

A Trap of My Own Making

2009 — August

I’m a Fortunate Man

2009 — July

Tom, Will, Conan and the Secrets of the Universe

Last night I had a dream, that promised to reveal the secrets of the universe, but instead only made me feel like a fool. Perhaps below the surface beyond what I could perceive there was the meaning of the universe… I just hope it wasn’t 42.

2009 — April

Learning to Love The Kindle

2008 — December

www != the wild west

2008 — May

The One with Amanda Bynes

2008 — January

PPD Police Report #1300576

2007 — September nsfw

Dear Donald

2006 — July

Mr. Alan Jax

2006 — July nsfw